13 May 2009

Aqua thriller looks set to be awful direct to disc excellence

Arriving direct to disc on May 19th, "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus" looks like the sort of extreme cinematic poverty that might actually be highly entertaining. Not because it features suspense, good acting or even credible special effects, indeed the watchable nature of this aquatic turd is realiant on it boasting quite the oppisite. The trailer looks really bad, but can you really sniff at a movie that features an 80's pop star turned milf, a man who makes Segal look talented and a shark attacking a plane. The answer is probably yes, but you'll get no such conclusion from this thirsting lover of hysterically inept cinema.


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