10 September 2013

Catherine Hardwicke's "Plush" looks like a hybrid of "Thirteen", "The Runaways" and "The Roommate". Baptise your children now

HELLO READER! WATCH THIS!





So this is the trailer for Catherine Hardwicke’s latest magnum opus “Plush”. Just watch it. Go on. I dare you. And you thought “Twilight” and “Thirteen” were poorly shot, melodramatic pieces of drivel. On the plus side it stars Cam Gigandet. Oh wait, fuck, that’s anything but a positive. The film opens Stateside in September. No UK release date yet. I can only hope it stays that way.

I don’t usually write thought-pieces on trailers, but after watching this I had to pen something. Then I watched it again and realised life’s too short. So consider this a piece. Just sans thought.

On a side-note Emily Browning’s choice of project is alarming. A Zack Snyder movie. This Hardwicke governed exercise in banality. The upcoming Paul W.S Anderson spectacular. If she next stars in a Brett Ratner movie it is certifiable proof that she’s a sorceress attempting to complete some sort of unholy covenant with Lucifer.


Or that she needs to fire her agent. 

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